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nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

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shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

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pyronoid-d:

huffpostcomedy:

He’s still got it.

It’s the eyes, look at his fucking eyes man

(Source: northgang)

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stereksextape:

Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?

What is there to imagine?

Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?

(Source: starspangledsextape)

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via hOLY OTP!.
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viewtifulcrow:

biggest plot twist ever..

(Source: wineforthree)

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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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